You Know You’re Getting Old When….

  • you pull a muscle just reaching for the remote. And brag about finding a good parking spot like it’s a gold medal.
  • your doctor is younger than you. The ‘Doogie Howser’ effect. You find yourself resisting the urge to ask them if their parents know they’re out this late.
  • you can’t stand up on your own two feet.
  • your coworker’s are younger than you.
  • knowing your whole body hurts.
  • people start calling you ma’am instead of miss. The Respect Trap. They think they’re being polite and “well-raised,” but to you, it sounds like they’re handing you a Social Security check and a sturdy pair of mall-walking shoes.
  • going down stairs you need to hang onto the hand rail or loose your balance. The ‘Slinky’ Fear. You have a brief, terrifying vision of yourself tumbling down like a human Slinky,
  • you have to cross your legs when you sneeze. The “Sneeze-Cross-Clench” maneuver. 

One thing I have learned, getting older can be as fun as you want it to be. My cup is half full 🙂 Being a cancer survivor it grounds a person’s outlook on life. A humbling feeling of wanting to get older.

The Master List: You Know You’re Getting Older When…


Yesterday is today’s memory.
Be sure to capture your moment today!

All the best,.
Debra Ellen
life captured

12 thoughts on “You Know You’re Getting Old When….”

  1. No but for real a good parking space is GOLD! I have left places because I couldnt find a good spot 🫣And the sneeze thing is the pits. You could have just gone to the loo but BAM there it is! *sigh*
    Thank you for joining my glimmer post 💖

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  2. These are some cute observations about getting old. I’m sure I have thought many different things lately, but I’m drawing a blank this second. (Oh yeah… the short term memory issue is huge!)

    I’m so happy you survived cancer. I pray it never returns in your life!!

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  3. I read it was when you start taking an interest in birds. That really hit home for me….I’m nuts about taking photos of birds now….ha! #TalkaboutitTuesday

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